What are Bruce-Isms?

Bruce-isms are the funny/weird little things my husband says, sometimes on purpose and sometimes not. I may claim to be the writer, but I’m not the comedian in the family.

Did you hear the news about the dissension in the barkdust community? There are a lot of splinter groups.

Does the California Prune Board have regular meetings?

Some people are meant to drive, while others are just along for the ride -- face it, you're just a passenger in the SUV of life.

You know the economy is bad when "happy hour" only lasts thirty minutes.

He puts the “P” back in Paranoia. (Discussing an acquaintance.)

It would be great, but in practice there are theoretical limitations. (Said in response to a question about email.)

This is a test of the emergency broccoli system. Were this a real emergency, cauliflower would be dispatched to every residence in the nation. (Test message for our voicemail system.)

There’s a thin line between full and puking. (Said during dinner at Chevy’s.)

If it sucks, add more whipped cream. (Said in response to a question about a coffee drink, but applies to many other things as well.)

Did you know that Napoleon was the first CD? He was the first compact dictator. (While listening to Windham Hill after a hard day of work.)

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